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From the back of Buckingham Palace, looking out
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Day 3: Buckingham Palace has timed entrance tickets, which is nice, because it means I actually got up and out of the hostel at a reasonable time to get lots done today. I walked more than 5.5 miles, as I decided this was a "No Tube" day. I can feel maybe 3 of those miles in my calves at the moment, and I'm sure it'll hurt more in the morning. Thank you, London.
If Wikipedia is to be believed, Buckingham Palace was first opened to the public as a result of the 1992 fire at Windsor Castle, in an effort to pay for the restoration of said castle. You don't get to tour as much of the palace as you do the castle (though, for the size of these things, you really don't tour much at all), but it was still interesting, especially with the current display on Royal Childhood. They really pulled out the stops, and managed to bring nearly every room back to the events children have had in them, pictures taken of the various royal children doing children-y things, etc. The dining room is set up for Prince Leopold's christening with a giant cake, the music room has many of the christening props, the gallery has a picture of Prince Charles and Princess Anne reading on the floor, and the 1844 room has a similar picture of Princess Elizabeth and Princess Margaret.
(This did not put a damper on my goals to be a princess one day, just in case you were curious.)
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Dear Queen Elizabeth II, while you were out, I toured
a couple of your houses. They're pretty nice.
Keep the change.
London Love, a colonist. |
After Buckingham Palace, the plan was to go to Kensington Palace, but since that seemed a bit farther off on the map, I thought I'd try Westminster Abbey first. While London is a huge city, the major tourist attractions are pretty easy to find, especially if you know a little bit about London already. I was following street names on my map every now and again, but as soon as the Tower of Westminster popped up over the buildings, I knew where I was headed.
I didn't end up going into the Abbey. Yes, the line was fairly long, but more importantly, I got distracted. I know what you're thinking, "Westminster Abbey is... a-huge, both in size and tourist attraction-y points, how could you possibly get distracted?" Well, let me tell you a thing. It was not the waffle & hot dog carts, though that did give me pause. It was this:::
This, my friend, is what we in the business call "guerilla marketing", at least it is if I'm remembering that correctly. So, you're walking along, a goal in mind, maybe not, but you see this TARDIS in the middle of Parliament Square, and suddenly it doesn't matter what your plans were, or the fact that you need to cross several streetlike-bits to get to it, you're gonna find out what's up with this TARDIS. It's sectioned away from the public, so one can't get too close to it, but it's an ad for the new series of Doctor Who which airs tomorrow (if anyone needs me at 7:50p tomorrow, I'll be watching Doctor Who, so don't need me). If anyone has an idea for an eye-catching, plan-stopping thing we can do for Rainbow along this vein, let me know! Now! The weirder the better! (Note: Turns out Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman did a photoshoot with the TARDIS this morning.)
All right, I did eventually move away from the TARDIS, after taking a couple pictures. From there, I started on an epic quest. I didn't know how epic this undertaking actually would be, but I'd found a thing on my map that I needed to see. So, off I went, toward the West End.
And we're walking.
And we're walking.
And we're walking. This was certainly one of those trips that really shows how not knowing where you're going makes the journey seems so much longer; coming back from something, the walk or drive always goes so much faster. But! I did finally make it; can anyone identify the building?
Yeah, I really didn't think so (unless specific people, i.e. the Mr. Barnett types, are looking at this, in which case, maybe). This is Freemasons' Hall in London, home to the United Grand Lodge of England, built around 1933 to remember those Masons who had died during WWI. It only took 4 posts for this to turn to the Masons... beat that History Channel. It is huge (I have a couple other exterior pictures to post to Facebook. To Juneau's Masons: Can we have one of these? Please?), and inside there's a museum and (right now) a display on
Garibaldi in London. It's another one of those "no pictures" places, but it was pretty cool to see the Masonic paraphernalia on display. They had mini officer badges, various items from the
Order of Women Freemasons, King George VI's PGM apron, a replica of King Solomon's Temple, etc. It was interesting to see that the Grand Masters of the various orders of Masonry don't necessarily serve for a single year (the Grand Master of the Mark Master Masons has been Grand Master since 1986; that change of command has got to suck).
From there, I started back toward Kensington Palace, in the hopes of finding food along the way. When I stopped in Trafalgar Square, I found, in front of the National Gallery, this statue of George Washington, which was given to the people of Great Britain and Northern Ireland by the Commonwealth of Virginia. I think the date on the sign was shortly after the Revolution, but even if it wasn't, I can't tell if a statue of this man in particular is a nice gift, or kind of jerkish.
Trafalgar Square seems to be the congregating point for a specific type of person in London. There was a man playing the bagpipes (which isn't too weird), a statue man, several men dressed as Yoda floating mid-air, a magician, and this statue of a giant blue chicken. Hmmm...

So I head back toward the Mall, because from here I can pretty much find my way to where I'm going. I take a little walk through St. James' Park. Walk past Victoria Station, pull out the map to see which road I need to turn on to in order to get to Kensington Palace, and really focus on the vast expanse of Kensington Garden & Hyde Park that separates me and the palace. It is at this point, that I decide that can wait until a Tube day.
Day 4: I definitely went more off the beaten tourist path today. About an hour away from it, in fact. I took the train to Alton, and from there acquired a map to get me to Chawton. The plan had been to take the bus about halfway there, but the man at the rail station said it was easily walkable, so I figured what the heck. What he did not mention was that at some point, the sidewalk ends, and you'll walk arms-length from cars on the A31 as you try not to get stabbed by plants or attacked by badgers
(Author's Note: I didn't see any badgers, but it would not have been out of the realm of possibility). And then you'll need to cross the road. But I did not die, mainly due to the lack of badger sightings.
[Okay, having now finished the new Doctor Who Episode, let's do this!]
From the pictures I'd seen of Jane Austen's house, I was expecting it to be off to the side, kind of on it's own, however it's, uh, not. It's at a fork in the road, but other than that, a standard little neighbourhood. The building doesn't look quite how it would have in Jane Austen's day, but it's pretty similar. It was passed down until around the 1940s, when it was in an estate sale, purchased by a single man who then donated it to the Jane Austen Society. All of her novels were published while she lived in this house (except the two which were published posthumously, but written at this house).

The above are a few things from the Austen household. On the left are all three pieces of jewelery Jane Austen owned (of which we are aware). I can't imagine owning only three pieces of jewelery, but she owned a turquoise ring, a topaz (I think) cross necklace, and a fancier turquoise necklace. Seems like a "going out" necklace, and an "everyday" necklace is all a girl needs. As the saying goes, "Jesus matches everything." Up until 2 years ago, these three pieces hadn't been in the same place since Jane Austen's death. On the right, we see a table setting from the Austen dinner table. Clearly, they ruled the 7 seas.
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Mansfield Park was first published in 1814, making this it's 200th birthday. So the museum has several displays up on the book, and various plaques referencing various pieces of it, as well as many copies of the book to follow along or simply read in the garden. Let me tell you, pictures like this are much easier to do when you're not by yourself. I did actually read several chapters of Mansfield Park in the garden, though not while doing this. |

This is Jane Austen's writing table, where she revised
Sense & Sensibility, Pride & Prejudice, Persuasion, and where she penned all her other novels. This tiny little desk did so much. From this window and onto the page sprung so many scenes I could picture as I walked around the village. Marianne and Margaret walking up a hill, tempting fate to make it rain; Catherine Morland reading in the grass under a tree; the picnic outside Barton Cottage; Every scene in which someone took a turn around the garden. It's absolutely beautiful. I could never live in London; there are too many people... everywhere. As much as I love it, I couldn't do it. But I could totally live in the country. I even found a house!
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This is pretty much my dream home (regardless of the fact that it's down the street from Jane Austen's). And luckily, it's for sale! Mama, Papa, check this one out! |
Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes, my calves hurt. ("Estoniaaa daaay awaaaaaaay"... to be sung to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Annie. By tomorrow evening, I'll be in the land of... Estonians! Seriously, not a single major export comes to mind that would be useful here...)