Keep Calm & Head to London

Fairly certain that's my finger...

Good Afternoon, all! Welcome to 1:07pm on a sunny, 55+˚F day in London!

Time changes have me a little messed up, but here goes:
After a night in the hotel, I checked out as late as possible, and spent 4 hours in the lobby partaking of their Wifi. So if anyone was on Pinterest and concerned about me, don't be; I haven't gone too crazy.
     Shuttle ---> Terminal 4 ---> Airtrain to Terminal 2 to get my luggage (heads up, folks, Terminal 2's station is not connected to the terminal!) ---> Airtrain to Terminal 4 to get luggage --> Airtrain to Terminal 2 to get luggage --> Airtrain to Terminal 1 to check in. Norwegian Air, upon which I flew across an ocean, wasn't open to check in when I arrived at the terminal along with (insert large number) of my fellow travelers. I sat between the luggage scale, and the J.F.K. Mosque, pictured above.
      All right, so Check-In, Luggage Drop, Brunch, Security, Overwhelmed with the crazy number of high-end stores inside airport, turn around you went down the wrong hallway, arrive at gate, charge all devices and get some reading done, acquire dinner. Get in line to board, flight delayed: Peachy. Finally on the plane, where we can play lots of solitaire, watch some Project Runway All-Stars, Friends, Big Bang Theory, and then attempt to sleep. We landed and I managed to find my way through the border, followed by customs, the train ticket machines, onto and off of the train, all in one piece! From there we pushed the suitcase to the hostel, from which I post this, which was both closer and further than expected. I hadn't quite taken into account the fact that my stomach likes trains even less than it likes flying, so all the reading material I had for train rides over the next couple of days might be kind of useless. We'll have to find something to do on the train... ideas?
     This does mean I'm officially out of range of my cell plan, so calls/texts are significantly more expensive for the next few days, until I put in a new SIM. Luckily, unlike in New York, the hostel has awesome Wifi, so emails, Facebook messages, etc., are still fantastic ways to get ahold of me, should the need strike you.